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My phone rang last week My number is ex directory so I think the angels must have sent it to

It was my birthday a few weeks ago and, despite me playing it down, my two cats got me a present anyway. Now, although

Hey you, you jerk I learned a new phrase today; ‘myoclonic jerk’ or to give it its proper name, a

I have recently realised that I have been playing a character that has taken me fifty years to perfect and

I caught the train to work today as Lucy had to be at work early. I bought a single fare

I drive a 1996 N reg 1.0 Citroen AX. Mostly red, broken bumper, non-functioning rear washer, limps a bit and

After many years I have discovered something about families. They are very much like the ocean. If you dip a

Stuff, things, belongings, chattels, gear, effects; we have so many words to describe that which we own. Recently I have

or better or worse, I used to quite enjoy kicking back and watching Top Gear on a Sunday afternoon with

Hearing the phrase ‘Happy Birthday’ said to me is akin to fingernails down a blackboard. Let me explain why. Hold